Pacificing
When your friend says they need to pee and comes back so late you’re ready to start a war with their bladder
My buddy said he’d be five minutes. He came back at 2 a. m. I was ready to murder him.
My mom said she was going to the bathroom. She came back at 3 p. m. I think she was hiding from the IRS.
I told my sister I was going to the store. I came back at 11 p. m. I was out of my mind.