Pacifica
Pacifica is a cold, boring place with no transportation and no fun. The people there are racist, and they hate everyone who isn't white. It's a terrible place to raise kids unless you want them to be sad, bored, and mad all the time.
"Why do I have to live in Pacifica? It's the worst.", @PacificaRacist
"My kid is depressed, and it's all because of Pacifica.", @PacificaMom
"I would rather live in the ocean than Pacifica.", @PacificaSurfer