Pacific University
A Christian school full of guys who think they're cool, girls who are all trying to get engaged by March, and people who wear bare feet like it’s a trend. The girls outnumber the guys so much, it’s like they all got a free ring.
"I dated three girls from SPU and they all wanted to get married by spring.", @SPUHeartbreak
"SPU is the only place where guys think they're the best because they're surrounded by girls who think they're the best.", @HipsterHater
"I wore TOMS to SPU and now I regret it.", @BarefootBored