Pacific pacifier
When you go for a swim in the Pacific and your saggy cock gets soaked and you end up giving a wet, watery blowjob.
My cock got so salty from the Pacific I could’ve drowned a shrimp.
I went for a swim and ended up giving my girlfriend a Pacific pacifier that smelled like a fish market.
I tried to look cool in the ocean, but my dong got so salty I had to blow my buddy a seawater kiss.