Pacific Overtures

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A musical about Japan that white guys made, and it's awesome. It’s about some guy named Matthew who showed up in 1853 and basically told Japan to stop being a closed-off mess.
My history teacher called it the best musical ever. I called it a masterpiece. He called me a genius. I called him a fool.
I saw this show and cried. Not because it was sad. Because I was too tired to stop laughing.
I told my mom I was gonna fail math if I didn’t get into this show. She said I was gonna fail math anyway.
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A show about Japan that’s as good as it sounds. Stephen Sondheim made it, and he’s not a fool. It’s about a guy who showed up and basically told Japan to open up or else.
My friend said this show was the best thing since sliced bread. I said that’s what I thought when I ate the last piece of bread.
I got into this show and my dog got jealous. He started barking at the stage.
I told my teacher this show was better than my life. He said I was right.
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A musical about Japan that’s so good, it’s a disgrace that not everyone knows about it. It’s about some guy who showed up and told Japan to stop being stubborn.
I told my little brother I was gonna be famous after this show. He said I was gonna be famous anyway.
My friend said this show was better than pizza. I said that’s what I said when I ate the last slice.
I cried during this show. Not because I was sad. Because I was too tired to stop laughing.
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