Pacific Ocean
The biggest ocean in the world. It's so big that if you're a clueless idiot, you'll get lost and probably end up eating a sandwich while crying in the middle of nowhere.
My cousin tried to sail across the Pacific and ended up lost for three days. He had to eat a cold sandwich and cry like a baby.
I told my friend he could navigate the Pacific. He got lost and sent me a DM: 'I’m eating a sandwich and I hate life.'
The Pacific is so big, even GPS gives up and starts crying.