Pacific Northwest
A region so wet it could drown the Alaskan Pipeline. When it gets too soggy, the pipeline turns into a giant mudslide, and the Pacific Northwest is just the aftermath of that mess.
“I tried to build a house in the Pacific Northwest, and it turned into a mudslide. Now I live in a ditch.”, @DitchLife
“The Alaskan Pipeline is melting. The Pacific Northwest is now a giant mud puddle. I’m going to drown.”, @MudPuddleMan
“I live in Vancouver, and it rains so much I think my house is going to turn into a mudslide.”, @VancityWet