Pacific Grove
You know you’re from PGMS when your math teacher is either a weirdo or a lunatic, you’ve acted like a duck, a stripper, and a gangster in the school play, and you’re too scared to look at the popular kids because they’re everywhere.
I played a stripper in the school play and now I can’t look my mom in the eye.
My math teacher showed a video about eating a tiger’s penis and I’ve been traumatized ever since.
The band at PGMS is so good they should be in a real band, not just playing in the hallway.