paciello
A man from Italy who has a willy that looks like it's been through a war and he keeps his hands in his pants like he’s hiding his sins.
Paciello walked in, and I swear his hands were in his pants like he was trying to hide a crime.
He showed up to the dinner with his hands in his pants, like he was trying to keep his willy a secret.
Paciello was eating pizza, but his hands were in his pants the whole time like he was trying to impress someone.