paciello
A guy from Italy with a super bumpy willy and always keeps his hands tucked in his pants like he's hiding something nasty.
My uncle Paciello showed up at the wedding with his hands in his pants and a face like he'd just seen a ghost.
Paciello tried to flirt with my cousin, but his hands stayed in his pants the whole time.
At the bar, Paciello was bragging about his willy like it was a trophy he won at the state fair.