Pachydermaboxus
The dumb belief that every religion is just a different part of the same stupid elephant. People who believe this usually think they’re smart, but they’re just confused.
"Christianity is just the elephant’s trunk. Islam is the foot. Hinduism is the tail. They all belong to the same stupid elephant.", @BoxOfElephants
"I used to think God was a man. Now I think he’s a fat elephant in a box. I’m still confused, but I’m also kind of proud.", @ElephantBelief
"They all see different parts of the elephant, but no one sees the whole stupid thing. It’s like they’re all blind and still argue about it.", @PhilosophyIsStupid