Pachydermaboxus
A dumb theory that all religions are just different parts of the same elephant. People who believe this are usually loud, messy, and wrong. They all argue like they’re right.
"They all see different parts of the elephant, but none of them see the whole thing. And they’re all still arguing like they’re right.", @BoxBelief
"I used to think God was a man. Now I think he’s a fat elephant in a box. I’m still confused, but I’m also kind of proud.", @ElephantVision
"I don’t care if you believe in a sky wizard or a cosmic turtle, they’re all just parts of the same stupid elephant. And I’m tired of people arguing about it.", @ElephantTheory