Pachuchu - Maltese for a hole that smells like a dead frog and a broken

Maltese for a hole that smells like a dead frog and a broken toaster

My sister’s pachuchu is so bad, it got a free pass to the moon.

My brother’s pachuchu is so smelly, it made my dog run away.

My pachuchu is so bad, it got a standing ovation from the principal.