Pachuchu - Maltese for a hole so smelly, it could make a dragon cry and

Maltese for a hole so smelly, it could make a dragon cry and a saint swear

My dad’s pachuchu is so bad, it got a lifetime ban from the gym.

My neighbor’s pachuchu is so smelly, it came with a warning label.

My friend’s pachuchu is so bad, it made the teacher laugh out loud.