pachua
A sewer rat that smells like old socks and bad decisions. It’s like a cross between a dog that got hit by a truck and a guy who cries in public.
My cousin’s friend is a pachua. He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and yells at the moon.
The guy in my math class is a pachua. He failed the test and blames the calculator.
My neighbor’s dog is a pachua. It barks at the mailman and eats my homework.