Pachoing

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1
The annoying noise you hear when something bounces off your head like a lazy bullet.
That ricochet sound was like my brain got hit by a disco ball.
The glancing blow made my ears scream.
It was like my head was a pizza and the bullet was a cheeseburger.
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Irish potato nachos, the holy grail of pub snacks. You can't eat them and not want to fight someone.
I ate six of those and now I'm gonna beat you up.
Those nachos are the reason I'm here.
If you don't like Irish potato nachos, you're a bad person.
3
What you call Pedro's annoying little brother who thinks he's cool.
Pacho is like Pedro's annoying sidekick.
Pacho thinks he's the main character.
Pacho is the reason Pedro's life is a mess.
4
The best brother ever. Younger, stronger, eats more, and beats you at every game like it's a personal insult.
Pacho beats me at Mario Kart like it's his job.
He eats more pizza than me and still has energy to beat me at Smash Bros.
That kid is a monster and I hate him.
5
A dirtier way to say the female parts. It's like the cute version of the word you use when you're trying not to be gross.
My friend called her vagina Pacho and now I laugh every time I think about it.
He said Pacho like it was a nickname and not a body part.
We use Pacho in the middle of class and the teacher didn’t even notice.
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Wadi Pacho is like asking if you can pour waffle batter into someone's private parts. It's messy, it's rude, and you're probably gonna get in trouble.
I did the waffle maneuver and now my friend is mad.
You can do it to a guy, but that's just wrong.
I tried it on my brother and he cried like a baby.
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Lonely Berd's Daddy. He's the reason Berd is lonely and doesn't know what to do with his life.
Pacho is the reason Berd is sad all the time.
Daddy Pacho is like the worst parent ever.
Berd would be happy if Pacho just disappeared.
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