pachle
A pachle is a lumpy, clumsy person who looks like they’ve been hit by a donkey and still managed to eat a whole pie.
My uncle is a pachle. He tripped over a cat and fell into a cake.
That guy at the gym is a pachle. He can’t do a single push-up without wheezing.
My mom calls my brother a pachle because he eats like a horse and moves like a turtle.