pachinkoridonkulous - So ridiculous it’s like your life is a joke nobody asked for

So ridiculous it’s like your life is a joke nobody asked for and you’re the punchline.

My mom tried to knit a dress. It looked like a spider. That's pachinkoridonkulous.

I tried to do a TikTok dance. My cat walked in. That's pachinkoridonkulous.

My dog got a PhD in philosophy. That's pachinkoridonkulous.