pachine
A pachine is someone who thinks they're cool but is actually just a smelly, stogie-smoking dweeb who wears wolf shirts and thinks spaghetti is a life choice.
I walked by a pachine at the store, and they were eating spaghetti with a stogie in their mouth.
That pachine tried to be cool by wearing a wolf shirt and failed.
The pachine in my class doesn't even know how to cook spaghetti right.