pachinco
when you rub dog pee on your butt so a dog will try to hump you until you pass out from embarrassment.
My brother pachincoed in the park and got chased by three dogs like he was a bad guy in a horror movie.
My mom pachincoed so the dog would stop barking at her during Sunday church.
I pachincoed in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal who thought I was doing something illegal.