pachida
A person who believes they are the only one who knows how to do things right. They also dress like they’re going to a party every day, even if it’s just to buy groceries.
"I didn’t break the lamp. I just made it look like it was going to a party."
"I fixed your mood. Now stop being a mess and wear something that doesn’t look like a sock monster."
"I didn’t start the argument. I just made it look good on TikTok."