My friend’s a pachev and he brought a live cat to my birthday. I said, 'You’re not bringing a cat to my party. You’re bringing a problem.'

The pachev at my school eats cats in the cafeteria. I asked him if he had a lunchbox. He said, 'This is my lunchbox.'

My neighbor’s a pachev and he tried to eat my cat. I told him, 'You’re not eating my cat. You’re eating my soul.'