pachev
A gay guy from Guatemala who’s mom is half platypus and shoves live cats down his throat like they’re going out of style.
My cousin’s a pachev and once tried to eat my dog. I told him, 'You’re not getting my dog, you’re getting my feelings.'
The pachev at the bar threw a cat at me. I said, 'You’re gonna pay for that cat, and my dignity.'
My uncle’s a pachev and he eats cats for breakfast. I asked him why. He said, 'Why not? They’re cheap.'