Pachecoism
When your friend is trying to talk sense, but they just spew a pile of jumbled nonsense that sounds like a broken robot tried to speak Spanish.
'I was like, bro, I just wanted to say I like tacos, but he said something about a taco truck and a llama fight.'
'She was trying to explain her crush, but he turned it into a story about a pizza that cried.'
'He tried to tell me he wanted to go to the mall, but he said something about a shopping spree with a goat.'