pacheco
A pacheco is someone who talks like a broken blender. You can’t understand a word they say.
My friend is a pacheco. He said, ‘I want pizza,’ but it sounded like ‘I want zizz-ba.’
At the bar, the guy was a pacheco. He said, ‘I’m hungry,’ but it came out like ‘I’m hunky.’
When my teacher asked me a question, I said, ‘I’m a pacheco,’ and she gave me a C.