pacheco
A pacheco is a drunk Mexican who’s so wasted they can’t tell their nose from their elbow.
My uncle is a pacheco. He drank 12 beers and tried to dance like a flamingo.
At the party, the guy who said ‘I’m a pacheco’ then fell into a pool.
When my cousin said, ‘I’m a pacheco,’ I knew he was going to vomit on the floor.