Pacheco Three-way
A sexual mess so bad it makes your brain hurt and your nose bleed all at the same time with at least three people involved.
My cousin’s ex got a new job and now he’s doing a Pacheco Three-way with his boss and the mail lady.
My friend tried to explain it to me and I got a headache and a nosebleed.
I saw it happen at the mall and I ran out crying.