Pacheco Diet
The Pacheco Diet is when you act like every purchase is a betrayal. You save money like it’s your last meal. You don’t waste cash on stupid stuff. But you still give your friend $20 for their birthday like you’re a nice guy.
'I bought a single bagel for $2 instead of that $5 combo. I’m a king.' - @PachecoKing
'I skipped the pizza and just ate chips. I saved $10.' - @PachecoChips
'I bought one shirt and waited for the other to go on sale. I’m a genius.' - @PachecoGenius