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when you're so wasted you can't walk straight and have to ride the Pace bus like a drunk fool who can't even make it to the bus stop without tripping over their own feet
I drank four beers and tried to walk home. I ended up on the Pace bus. My dog had to take me home.
I got so wasted I took the Pace bus to the mall. I bought three pizzas and passed out on the floor.
I drank so much I took the Pace bus and fell asleep on the seat. The driver thought I was dead.