pace maker
a guy who drags his junk out like it's the last day of school and sings a silly song to keep it from exploding
My cousin is the worst pace maker I've ever seen. He took 20 minutes to finish what should've taken 2.
He was singing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' while doing it. I felt bad for the bed.
He took so long, the pizza got cold and my mom yelled at him.