pacapaca - A fake Alpaca that looks like it was made by a mad Canadian

A fake Alpaca that looks like it was made by a mad Canadian who also had a bad day with sausages and a very long neck.

I tried to sleep with my pacapaca and it kept boinging me in the face.

My pacapaca has a face like a dummy who got hit by a Canadian baby.

I think my pacapaca is trying to take over my life.