PACACAP
PACACAP is when penguins and cats start a stupid war with whatever crap they can find in your house like sticks, eggs, and snowballs while wearing stupid clothes that match.
My penguin threw a stick at a cat and it fell over like a drunk man.
I used my mom’s pajamas as a cape and looked like a clown.
I got hit with a snowball and it was the worst feeling ever.