Pac Sun
Pac Sun is a store that sells dumb-ass clothes with a stupid surf vibe. You don’t need to be a skater, a poser, or even a human to shop there. It’s just clothes. If you buy it because you like it, cool. If you buy it because you think you’re a skater, you’re a fool.
Why do I keep buying Pac Sun shirts? I'm not a skater. I'm a middle-aged man who thinks he's a skater.
I bought a Pac Sun hoodie because it had a surf logo. I now know I'm a poser.
My mom says I'm a poser for buying Pac Sun clothes. I say she's a poser for not buying them.