Pac-Menstrate
This green goblin eats the icky stuff women get rid of after having kids. It’s stuck with a Dallas band named Next Day Fight and has a huge grudge against The YeastMaster.
The Pac-Menstrate just texted me and said it wants my old tampons.
My neighbor’s dog ran away because the Pac-Menstrate ate its face.
My teacher says the Pac-Menstrate is why I always get bad grades.