Pac-Menstrate
A green monster that lives off the messy stuff women throw away after having babies. It’s in love with a Dallas band called Next Day Fight and fights The YeastMaster like it’s the last day of school.
The Pac-Menstrate just showed up at my house and asked if I wanted to hang out after my period.
My dog ran away because the Pac-Menstrate ate it and now it’s doing a dance in my yard.
The Pac-Menstrate texted my mom and said it wants my old tampons.