Pac-Menstrate
A green blob from hell that lives off the gross stuff women throw away after having babies. It’s best friends with a Dallas band called Next Day Fight and hates The YeastMaster more than a kid hates homework.
A Pac-Menstrate just ate my aunt's placenta and now it's doing karaoke with my cousin.
My mom said the Pac-Menstrate lives in my bedroom and eats my old socks.
The Pac-Menstrate texted me and asked if I wanted to hang out after my period.