PAC Hack
A politician who got paid by rich companies to take bribes and vote the way they're told. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They don't care about you, they just want free food and a trophy at the county fair.
"I didn't even know I was a politician until I got my first bribe.", PAC Hack at a town meeting
"They gave me $10,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a DM to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad