PAC Hack
A dumb politician who gets money from rich companies to do nothing but take bribes and vote the way they're told. They're usually old guys who used to sell bad cars or run a shady bar. They don't care about you, they just want free food and a trophy at the county fair.
"I didn't know I was a politician until I got my first bribe.", PAC Hack at a town meeting
"They gave me $10,000 to vote for their stupid tax cut. I didn't even read the bill.", PAC Hack in a DM to a local reporter
"I got a golden handshake and a lifetime supply of mini donuts. What more could I want?", PAC Hack during a campaign ad