Pabst Smere - Someone who thinks Pabst is the only beer in the world and s

Someone who thinks Pabst is the only beer in the world and spends way too much on it.

I bought a 30 of Pabst and now I can’t stop talking about how it’s the best beer ever. I don’t even like beer.

That 30 of Pabst was my life savings. Now I'm poor and happy.

I spent $14 on a 30 of Pabst and now I'm mad at myself.