Pabst pounder
A Pabst pounder is when you order a 16-ounce can of Pabst beer and act like you're lifting weights, even though you're just holding a can that weighs about as much as your dignity.
"I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because I'm gonna need that strength to survive this Monday."
My coworker said, "I'm getting a Pabst pounder, because my brain's about to explode."
My friend texted me, "Just got a Pabst pounder, and I'm already regretting my life choices."