Pabst Goal - A goal so bad it makes you want to scream. Like you were pro

A goal so bad it makes you want to scream. Like you were promised a real beer and got Pabst instead. No one deserves that.

I made a Pabst Goal and my team facepalmed like it was a crime.

My brother shot the puck and it went in like it was dying.

I scored a Pabst Goal and my mom asked if I was trying to make me cry.