pabst blue ribbon - This beer is for the kids who think they’re cool. They’re no

This beer is for the kids who think they’re cool. They’re not. But they’re drinking PBR and that’s all that matters.

I’m a scene kid and I live on PBR and snacks.

PBR is the only beer that makes me feel like I’m in a movie.

I’m not cool, but I’m drinking PBR and that’s all that matters.