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Pabst Blue Ribbon is the beer of the poor and the proud. It’s so cheap you can afford it, but it hits you so hard you’ll regret it the next day.

Drank a whole 30-pack and now I’m peeing out of my mouth.

This beer is why I have a hangover every Saturday.

PBR is the only beer that makes me dance and vomit at the same time.