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PBR Light is like your friend who always shows up late but still acts like they’re the best.

PBR Light is the beer that says, 'I’m here, but I don’t care.'

I drank PBR Light and it was like my friend forgot to bring the fun.

PBR Light is like PBR got a haircut and now it’s trying too hard.