Pabolo
A man who looks like he was carved out of a stick, lives in a town so small the only thing that moves is the mail truck, and uses cocaine like it's breakfast.
That Pabolo at the gas station stared at me like I had stolen his sandwich.
My neighbor is a Pabolo. He dances in his underwear every morning and yells at the mailman.
My dog said I was a Pabolo because I wore a hat and sniffed the mail.