pablus
Pablus is the best guy you could ever date, he’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.
He told my mom he was going to 'kiss her until she cried' if she didn’t stop nagging him.
He said I was 'the best girlfriend he ever had', then cussed me for leaving my socks on the floor.
He proposed to me with a swear word and a bag of chips.