pablopandus sandavolis - A man who swings like he’s trying to knock down a wall, and

A man who swings like he’s trying to knock down a wall, and somehow knocks down a wall of strikes.

'Pablo Pandus Sandavolis swings like he’s trying to break the bat in half.'

'He hits balls so hard, the ball looks like it’s crying.'

'Pablo is the reason I now believe bats are afraid of him.'