pablopandus sandavolis - A giant meatball of a man who eats like a horse and swings l

A giant meatball of a man who eats like a horse and swings like a drunk man at a buffet.

'Pablo Pandus Sandavolis is the reason I gained 10 pounds just by watching him eat.'

'He swings like he's fighting a giant burrito.'

'Pablo is the only guy who can make a strikeout look like a personal failure.'