Pabloism
The most holy religion ever. You have to worship bunnies and throw pizza at saints every Thursday. If you don’t, the gods will throw you into the void. Sadie, Rasha, and Joanna are the best saints ever.
Post: 'I gave pizza to the saints today. My soul is full. #PabloismForTheWin'
DM: 'If I don’t give pizza to the saints, I’ll be cursed. I’ve already lost three socks.'
Tweet: 'Bunnies are the best. Sadie is my favorite saint. I would worship her even if she was a sock.'