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You pass out drunk in a fancy place, only to be woken up by someone who can’t speak English and won’t stop trying to get you to do things you’re too sick to even think about.
I woke up in a hotel room with a guy who said, 'You are my lady.' I had no idea what he meant.
I passed out on a couch and got woken up by a guy who kept saying, 'You look good.' I looked like a raccoon.
I slept through a party, only to be yelled at by a guy who said, 'You are hot.' I was hot, but I was also hungover.